Reindeer Games v2.2 (Blitzen's gone to the dogs)

Wow that was a long one, 12571 words in total. Someone let a pack of sled dogs into Blitzen's stall... Maybe you should go see if there's some fun to be had.

• Reindeer Games v2.2 (Blitzen's gone to the dogs)
  • Join her in submitting to the pack as either
    •  a set of holes
      • Choo choo motherfucker
    • a puppy pad
      • Maybe Blitzen can join you?
  • Pick a canine companion of your own to play with
    • Female dog:
      • cream fill the fortune cookie
      • or is chocolate more your style?
        • Either way, don't forget to clean up after!
    • Male dog:
      • test his lipstick
        • from the front
        • or back
      • check his oil
        • with your tongue
        • or dip stick
          • Just don't forget to clean up afterwards
        • Maybe you'll get yours checked too!